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betterthanpornnn:

Check out my snapchat challenge on my tumblr and see if you can take it on(; Snapchat: betterthanpornn

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tighttwinkk:

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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sicklysatisfied:

We can all relate 💜 on We Heart It.

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